Good morning, NYC. (Taken with Instagram)

Good morning, NYC. (Taken with Instagram)

This is how I start my day. Every day. For the last like…11 years or so?

(Source: Spotify)

Ladies and gentlemen…your newest Chicago Cubs legend…The RZO.

Ladies and gentlemen…your newest Chicago Cubs legend…The RZO.

Rest in peace, Hologram Tupac.

Rest in peace, Hologram Tupac.

GW and his bros being touristy and taking pics in front of the Marina Towers. (Taken with Instagram)

GW and his bros being touristy and taking pics in front of the Marina Towers. (Taken with Instagram)

Some Wednesday night entertainment. (Taken with Instagram)

Some Wednesday night entertainment. (Taken with Instagram)

PBR & Early Times…what a great early birthday present. (Taken with Instagram)

PBR & Early Times…what a great early birthday present. (Taken with Instagram)

Caught this gem today on Pink Floyd’s page. $10.60 for a ticket? Wow.

Caught this gem today on Pink Floyd’s page. $10.60 for a ticket? Wow.

I miss watching Pete get his ass kicked on Sundays.

I miss watching Pete get his ass kicked on Sundays.

Excluding the dog, this is my most expensive possession and potentially the one that I love most. Just kidding, Charlie…
…maybe.

Excluding the dog, this is my most expensive possession and potentially the one that I love most. Just kidding, Charlie…

…maybe.

Nothing makes me laugh like Cole Hamels being Cole Hamels.

Nothing makes me laugh like Cole Hamels being Cole Hamels.

I’ll miss ya, LT. I might even photoshop some rocket flames from your butt in this pic. To make it super ‘merican.

I’ll miss ya, LT. I might even photoshop some rocket flames from your butt in this pic. To make it super ‘merican.

Good morning, NYC. (Taken with Instagram)

Good morning, NYC. (Taken with Instagram)

This is how I start my day. Every day. For the last like…11 years or so?

(Source: Spotify)

Ladies and gentlemen…your newest Chicago Cubs legend…The RZO.

Ladies and gentlemen…your newest Chicago Cubs legend…The RZO.

Rest in peace, Hologram Tupac.

Rest in peace, Hologram Tupac.

GW and his bros being touristy and taking pics in front of the Marina Towers. (Taken with Instagram)

GW and his bros being touristy and taking pics in front of the Marina Towers. (Taken with Instagram)

Some Wednesday night entertainment. (Taken with Instagram)

Some Wednesday night entertainment. (Taken with Instagram)

PBR & Early Times…what a great early birthday present. (Taken with Instagram)

PBR & Early Times…what a great early birthday present. (Taken with Instagram)

Caught this gem today on Pink Floyd’s page. $10.60 for a ticket? Wow.

Caught this gem today on Pink Floyd’s page. $10.60 for a ticket? Wow.

I miss watching Pete get his ass kicked on Sundays.

I miss watching Pete get his ass kicked on Sundays.

Excluding the dog, this is my most expensive possession and potentially the one that I love most. Just kidding, Charlie…
…maybe.

Excluding the dog, this is my most expensive possession and potentially the one that I love most. Just kidding, Charlie…

…maybe.

Nothing makes me laugh like Cole Hamels being Cole Hamels.

Nothing makes me laugh like Cole Hamels being Cole Hamels.

I’ll miss ya, LT. I might even photoshop some rocket flames from your butt in this pic. To make it super ‘merican.

I’ll miss ya, LT. I might even photoshop some rocket flames from your butt in this pic. To make it super ‘merican.

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